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Post by Jared Weathers on Apr 16, 2007 3:12:02 GMT -1
I love it when people think I'm adorable. And witty. Admit it Rocky! U were having a dirty moment. I couldn't help but comment.
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Post by Raquel Knight on Apr 16, 2007 21:12:14 GMT -1
Pssh! Everything out of your mouth is dirty!
Okay, some others from other RPGs
Dean: Listen, this is my job. And with it, I do what it takes to keep my brother safe. But you? You don’t care. I’ve seen how you treat people and really, its pathetic. Dayan: [After staring at him] …Do you curl your eyelashes? Dean: …What? Dayan: They look really curly. Dean: [after a long pause] No, no I do not.
Drunk girl at the bar: So wait… you fight the supernatural? I thought they were just legends. How do you know they’re not true? Dean: [dumbfounded] Th-they are real. That’s how I have a job.
Dean: Well we’re fugitives. We break the laws to save lives. Rocky: Like most criminals…
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Post by Raquel Knight on May 8, 2007 0:35:10 GMT -1
Uh, these are some stupid conversations that I just thought were pretty funny
Rocky: Yeah, I cant believe the nazi penguins got the drop on us first! And I was so sure the plan of herding them into a plane to Fiji would work! Meg: yeah well putting them in those crates on that luxury liner didn't work either, it's was like Titanic 2 out there Rocky: Yeah except nobody died. Damn penguins and their ability to swim! Meg: well we could... cryogenically freeze them for future generations of ACSAI to deal with Rocky: Freeze them? Are you mad! Do you know what your dealing with!? They're penguins that can stand extreme cold Meg: what about... putting them in a rocket ship and flying them into the sun? Rocky: That'll work
Meg: lmao there's a lizard inside your tv... Rocky: you'd think that would a offend me but it doesnt lol
Rocky: Go a head, you could say it Meg: LMAO, you are sooo strange
Rocky: What the fuck?! I'm cleanning my room and I found 4 packs of scotch tape! Why is there 4 packs of tape in my room?!
Meg: oh my gosh, it's you! Rocky: yeah, unfortunately Rocky: I knew how much you were hoping it was David Hasselhoff but you know you gotta learn to settle for what you got Meg: *sigh* well I guess you'll do Rocky: Its not that far of a stretch. David Hasselhoff and me Meg: hmm, we'll see about that Rocky: How exactly? Meg: I dunno I haven't got that far yet Rocky: Just learning as you go? Meg: Always
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Riley Weathers
Junior Member
What's Hell without a little fire...
Posts: 78
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Post by Riley Weathers on May 11, 2007 4:42:31 GMT -1
Man. Meg's great. Sometimes I wish I was that clever. -Sigh- Me and our borning conversations. Well here I am, reading old stories at 1 o'clock in the morning. So here's one result.
(Dean) "Hell, I was almost sacrificed to a pagan god.”
“Good thing you weren’t. I think the god would have taken you being a sacrifice as an insult.” Riley commented with a snort. Dean flashed her a cocky grin.
“Love you too.” He said. ---- Riley glared, annoyed. She turned and chucked her brush at him. Dean merely laughed and ducked.
“You must not be angry or else you’d be throwing sharper objects.” Dean concluded. ---- “Why do they have us buying the entire store?” Riley wondered aloud.
“Because you have to feed me.” Dean suggested. Riley thought about this idea.
“Good point.” She agreed with a smile. ---- “How long have we been broken up?” He asked. Riley didn’t look at him, thinking this was an absurd question. But she decide to answer it with attitude.
“Three years, 143 days, 16 hours and….”She glanced at her watch. “22 minutes.” She looked at him. “Why?”
“Nothing. But since you obviously say that you don’t like me anymore, I’m pretty sure that in that span of three years, you’ve thought of me naked.” He answered with a big grin. ---- (now for a non SN story. A daywalker story. Female one at that. Pretty cool)
She was starting to get twitchy, her hunger was moving into overdrive. She hoped someone found her serum before she went postal, or ran amuck.
That was a funny word. Amuck, amuck, amuck, amuck.
Yeah, she was losing it. ----
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Post by scotty on May 23, 2007 1:31:27 GMT -1
My internet isnt too hot so I cant find too many now but here are a few.
Riley: Aren't we self assured. Arrognant. Cocky. Dean: Beautiful. Riley: Ok now that's just the arrognant part. It goes hand in hand. You're not beautiful. That's unfair. Dean: I wasnt talking about me. Scott: [Walks in and stares at them] Okay guys, if this is like an Oprah moment, I'm gone.
[at a mall] Tyler: Who the hell would steal a cardboard Superman cut-out?! [Man waddles by them holding the cut-out] Scott: Well it can't be that guy. He has his own.
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Tyler Sosa
Full Member
Violence is Always the Answer
Posts: 203
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Post by Tyler Sosa on May 23, 2007 2:37:28 GMT -1
OH! I remember that! I think I smacked you after that, but hey, it was pretty funny. And also...THAT'S why I don't hang around Dean and his lady friends. Here's some more that I felt needed to be saved.
Tyler: Dude. Grandma totally owns u! Scott: You know what? Tyler: Yessah massa? Scott:... I'm thinking.
------ Scott: SOMEBODY HERE IS A LESBIAN!? Cade: -eyeroll- contain your brother please Scott: Oh wait, nevermind, false alarm Scott: I saw lesbian and I got excited. Sorry
-------- Tyler: So how's grandma? I haven't seen her in awhile. Scott: She's a cheating whore!!!
------ Scott: -playing Monopoly- Fuck this game! Its four in the morning, Grandma. You win!
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Post by Natalie Darrows on May 23, 2007 15:34:15 GMT -1
Natalie: You missed the turn Ryland: Did not, just...passed it without thinking Natalie: Do you ever think? Ryland: I-uh-duhbadubah Natalie: Pull over and let me drive
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Patric(The Father): Just aim, point and shoot Natalie: isn't aiming and pointing the same? Ryland: So you aim at me when you blame me for the porno's under the bed! Natalie: -points- See I told you I wasn't lying Ryland: They're moms! Natalie: Ryland!
--- Natalie: So sioter, bitch or bomb? Cade: Can she be both, a bitch-bomb? Natalie: Yes she can...exploding the world into violent bits of bitches Cade: ooh that kinda sounds like fun Natalie: Prepare your umbrellas and straps ladies and gents. The violent acid black whole of a heart will rain over your house today Cade: Its like that at my house everyday. Natalie: Better than bits of...weed and brownies...and Bright Eyes records... Cade: Hash brownies! Aww man now I have the munchies
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Post by Roxanne Ryan on Jun 21, 2007 22:26:26 GMT -1
Here are a few of my favorite Dean and Roxy quotes from another site. The situation is they're on a haunted cruise ship.
Roxy: "Quit stepping on my damn foot!" Dean: "Well, if you don't want your pretty little pink painted toe nails getting stepped on, you should have worn different shoes." nods down at Roxy's flip-flops. Roxy: "You're wearing biker boots!" Dean: "So.... I ain't wearing no damn flip-flops, honey." Roxy: "Don't call me honey.... sweetheart."
A few hours later at some restaurant eating dinner:
Roxy: "This definately beats that microwavable crap we get." Lady with a camera walks up to them. Dean: "I already told Frannie I don't want to buy a hula shirt." Lady: "I was just going to take your picture.... Their free and we give them to all the couples. Roxy/Dean Exchange glances "Couple? No...." Lady: "Well you're together, aren't you?" Dean: "Yeah, but lady...we're just friends." Lady: "Listen, boy, I'm taking the picture." Roxy: "Dean, you give me bunny ears, and I'm throwing your ass overboard."
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Post by Brandi Harrison on Jun 24, 2007 19:25:34 GMT -1
Here are some Brandi and Roxy quotes that always cheer me up.
While hunting a wendigo:
Brandi: You're better at this hunting thing than I am. Is a wendigo llike a caveman? Roxy: No.... a wendigo is more like an anorexic looking Big Foot. Brandi: An anorexic looking Bog Foot....? Roxy: Yes, that's what I said. Brandi: How do we kill Mr. Anorexic Big Foot? Roxy: Ok. Rule number 3, don't name they huntees. Brandi: What are rules 1 and 2? Roxy: Rule numero uno is: Don't get killed. Rule numero dos is: Don't shoot me. Brandi: But you back-talk to vampires. Roxy: Well, that was random.
While hunting vampires:
Brandi: I totally feel like Buffy right now. Roxy: No, I'm Buffy. You're Willow. Brandi: Willow? Isn't that the lesbian? Roxy: Yes, but I look at her as the red-head. Brandi: Oh, so because I'm a red-head I'm the lesbian? Roxy: And you're not blonde, either. You catch on fast. Brandi: I'm not the red-head lesbian woman. Roxy: Fine. Brandi: Really? Roxy: No. Brandi: Bitch. Roxy: You love me.
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Post by Roxanne Ryan on Oct 21, 2007 18:41:48 GMT -1
Some quotes from a different site. Chrissy and I are actually sisters there, so that's freakin awesome! But that's beyond the point...
Some guy tries to grope Roxy in a bar. Roxy: "See this man right here? He's my brother and he'll kick your ass!" Points to Jackson. Jackson: "Brother?" Roxy: "No.. I didn't mean it literally. I said it just to keep Groppy off of my ass."
Referring to Chrissy. Jackson: "Best Friends, well that is a new idea. I'm surprised you and Chrissy could make that work." Roxy: "Hell, we're better than ten year old pen pals."
Roxy:Talking about hunting "Right. Hunting. That's always an interesting. You meet interesting people.. things that want to rip you to shreds...The best part is, we don't get paid."
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Post by Brandi Harrison on Oct 24, 2007 19:32:01 GMT -1
Roxy: "Hell, we're better than ten year old pen pals." Remember when we did pen pals, Rox? That was in, what? Fifth grade?
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