Gift Of One Liners

[Raquel Knight]

Okay this is a game Ry and I sort of just came about when complimenting each other on RP lines and scenes. And what feels better than a compliment on something you worked really hard on? So, just post your favorite line or short scene (it shouldn’t be huge) and put a little kudos for it. Here are a few to start with.

Riley and Jared Weathers in Smurl Hunting:

"Hey. I'm not at the woods yet."
"Well where are you then? You said you were leaving...an hour ago." She started to explain her situation. Jared seemed to find it extremely funny. After making sure she was alright, of course.
"Why did you do the whole stunt driving deal? You should have just plowed right over the bitch and kept going."
"No, I'm not going to plow over Bambi. Just because I can get covered in blood, doesn't mean I want my car covered in it."
"If you had killed it, I would have had my dinner already taken care of."
"Jared! Ugh! Just, get out here and push me out, alright?"
"I don't know. Sounds pretty far."
"Well run."

That scene made me laugh and though the idea of hitting a deer with a car and somebody eating it is gross, I still think it captured brothers and sisters well.
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Rocky Knight and Jared Weathers in Smurl Hunting:

“Oh, nevermind that. Wheres your car?! Oh wait, let me guess, you have the whole 'cottage in the woods' thing going on?"
"Actually it's more like a log cabin. You really have to come over and see the drapes. I followed Martha's pattern but I don't think I laced the corners well. Either way they are just fab."

Also, couldn’t stop laughing at his response.
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Preacher from Temptations of the Flesh:

[after Rocky kisses him]
"That wasn't where I wanted you to kiss me."

Oh what a smart ass. Enough said.

[rileyweathers]

OK! I have some from our RP Roc! (She understands, lol) You know I love them cause I tell ya!

Dean after Rocky gets taken out by a tree:
Dean heard a thud from where he was walking and turned around to see Rocky fall from getting hit by a tree branch. He looked at Riley, a little wary since this was probably extremely rare. Walking over to her, a little concerned but then that was broken when he said, "You know, this girl has battled werewolves and demons from Hell to Huston without breaking a sweat. And what gets her? A pine tree!"

I laughed....sooooo hard. My dad even came in and I just couldn't spit out what was wrong. It was the kinda laugh that hurts.

***

First time Rocky and Riley met, they had started fighting.

"Hey hey hey! Rocky, Apollo? To your corners!"-Dean

I don't know why but I just liked the line. Cause here they were being treated like boxers since there were almost at blows. Just proves how witty my Roc is. (She plays Dean on AIM)

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Jacen to Riley the morning after he chased her out of his room.

“If you rather me throw you down on the table right now and do it all right up Tennessee style, then I’ve got no problem with that."

Now I understand the meaning of 'needing a cold shower' -gets distracted even now-

***

There was a bet made that Dean and Sam couldn't refrain from kissing their girls. Rocky approaches Sam and he basically doesn't care anymore. So he kisses her and she's shocked he didn't stick to the bet and says:

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." -Sam

[rileyweathers]

OK!!! I'm a nerd so I have more!

Dean and Sam got bit by vampires. The girls finally found out what was wrong:

(Riley reading)
"A vampire can bite you once, taking only a little of your blood. Then you'll be turned loose, experiencing some of their attributes. A little extra strength and a more intense, sexual drive." She glanced up. "Hence the practially date raping us last night." Sam looked over at Rocky and ran his hand through his hair. "Uh...see? I was under a spell."

Sam's so cute and innocent! Squee! (Course..that's calling myself cute...o.O...tee hee!)

[Raquel Knight]

LMAO!!! Oh that is a fantastic Sam line. Kudos kid!

[Melissa Brooks]

Here's my favorite quotes from a Mel and Dean RP on a different site:


After hunting a wendigo getting ready to get in the car."Mel, I know you're excited, but this time duck because my balls still hurt from last time when you forgot who I was, and thought I was going to kipnap you." -Dean

"Aw, want me to make them feel better?" *rolls her eyes sarcastically*- Mel

"Would you...?" -Dean

"Manwhore!" *knees Dean in the groin*

***

"Dude, quit calling me a dude!" -Mel

"Dude... Why?" -Dean

"A dude is a guy, and see these... *points to her boobs* obviously make me a woman!" -Mel

"That only counts if they're real..." -Dean

"They are real, dumbass." -Mel

"Prove it to me..." -Dean

"No, do I look stupid to you?" -Mel

"You're blonde" -Dean

"That makes me dumb, not stupid." -Mel

There's a few more I gotta dig up.

[Chrissy 'Kissy']

Dean and Chrissy are fighting over a way to kill Vampires:

Dean- Sunlight kills them, I read it once

Chrissy- Where?

Dean- Um in a comic book

Chrissy-blinks several times- Dumbass

**

Sam and Chrissy fighting

Chrissy-glares- Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?

Sam- What the hell does that mean?

Chrissy- I thought you were the smartical one who could speak latin

Sam- Smartical?

Chrissy- Smacks him upside the head- shutup

***the next day

Sam-Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant

Chrissy- did it take you all night to think that up?

**
the latin means: When did the assholes make you there king
and I hope barbians invade your personal space

[Melissa Brooks]

I found some more! lol

Again, from another site....

Dean- Can I have some of that? *nods towards the chocolate Mel's eating*

Mel- Hell no!

Dean- But I have a craving for chocolate!

Mel- You must be pregnant, then...

Dean- You're rather bitchy today...

Mel- This is my PMS chocolate, you dumbass! *throws a tampon at Dean*

[rileyweathers]

This is from another site. My character was a hunter. She saw a friend dealing with a death and he didn't cry.

Raiyne:

I would have cried. But then, women have more chemicals in their tear ducts. It makes us tear up easier than men. Honest.

***
Another RP. Riley with her aunts.

“Eighteen is not a child.” Aunt Fran said, settling back in her chair.
“Yes it is. He still lives with his parents.” Jet argued.
“Look at Riley, she’s twenty-three and lives with us.” Fran pointed out. Riley glared at her. “She’s no child.”
“Oh, I’m glad you’ve noticed. Thanks for making me feel so much less of a loser.” Riley grumbled. Jet stood and walked over to Riley, patting her shoulder.

(Dean comes back for a visit. Things really don't go well)

Just as she raised her head, she crashed into his shoulder. “Oh, damnit!” Riley cursed. Dean reached out to steady her.
“Whoa, this isn’t ‘Running With The Bulls’, sweetheart.” He commented, grinning at her.
“Did you just call me a cow?” She asked, gaping angrily. Dean laughed, putting up his hands defensively.
“Hey, I said it wasn’t not was.” He tried to explain.

***

Another RP, duh. LoL

Dean's been turned into an angel. Wings minus the halo and harp. Damn warlocks...

“I can’t believe my brother’s a fairy.” Sam mumbled flipping through the book.
“I am not a fairy!” Dean yelled, facing his brother. “Do these look like fairy wings to you?” He asked angrily, pointing over his shoulder.


“Hey, you think I can fly?” He asked with a hint of excitement in his voice. He stretched his wings experimentally. Controlling them was almost like rolling his shoulders, but not quite. Sam kept heading to the car.
“I can go throw you off the roof of the hotel and we’ll see what happens.” Sam said absently.

[Raquel Knight]

Cable and Salem Fierce who are cousins. I play Cable and a good friend of mine plays Salem so with playing off each other, we do pretty well.

“Helga’s House of Pain, how may I service you?”
“Oh really? Damn, I thought it was Helga’s House of Whores. I must have gotten the wrong number. I was hoping for a redhead tonight too.”
"Screw you, why can’t you call from a number that my phone recognizes."
“Well, where is the fun in that?”
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Miranda, again is the same good friend of mine and I play Matthew who is secretly in love with Miranda. So heres a few from there.

Miranda: I swear if you mention "Jell-O" or "Mud" one more time...
Matthew: What about Pudding?
Miranda: GAR!
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Miranda: Oh, those low lives!
Matthew: Don't insult my race.
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Miranda: Fine then don't love me. I'm sure Davis can love me enough for you
Matthew: Fine! Great! Be that way. I hope you two have ugly redheaded tall children with weird names like "Iowa"

[Chrissy 'Kissy']

from mine and my friends fanfic:


"Should we go see if they want some food and risk permament life threatening scarring or should we just text them and let them come to us?" Chrissy asked as they were walking back to the hotel with the dinner. Sam thought a few minutes and then said.

"If I know my brother, which unfortunately I do. We should probably go with the text idea." They decided to go back to the boy's hotel room and watch old movies on the crappy tv and just veg out. After they text the other two they left some food on the side for them and began their old movie marathon.

"Don't go around the corner!" Chrissy yelled as she 'hid' her face. Looking down at Chrissy in amazement Sam asked.

[x]

Hopefully" he said as there dinner came. "I wonder if Jenn and Dean are argueing or doing something else" he said looking at her

"Stop with the metal images!" she said laughing slightly. Sam laughed

[x]

I'm scared." She whispered to him, pressing her face into his chest. His very muscular, well developed chest.

"It's going to be all ok. I'm here." He told Chrissy looking deep into her eyes. Dean took one minute to look up and said.

"God guys, no chick flick moments. Go do that somewhere else, the bathroom looks free." Sam and Chrissy looked up, embaressed, and Sam in a mock angry voice retorted.

"We're not leaving you in here with an unconcious Jenn. Who know's what might happen." Both Dean and Chrissy looked at Sam with slightly disgusted faces.

"You crossed the line man." Dean told him, Chrissy nodded her head in agreement.

"The line is here, and your way the hell over there." Chrissy said using her hand as the line and the wall as the line to demonstrate.

[x]

Chrissy ended up sitting on the edge of the tub. She bit her lip as they got to talking about past loves and moved closer to each other. She leaned forward and kissed Sam putting her hand on the back of his neck. She jumped as Dean opened the door "Guys?" he asked putting his head in the door. Chrissy fell back into the tub pulling Sam with her and somehow ended up turning on the shower. She shreiked as the water hit her face. Sam laughed slightly and reached over turning off the shower. He looked over at Dean and asked

[x]

Dean: ou do know that I was only joking about using the bathroom right?

[x]
Jenn- "Why are you two wet?"
[x]
jenn- Stupid Dean and his stupid saving-ness.
[x]

"Sam sure is cute, eh?" Jennifer said and watched in satisfaction as her cousin turned a bright red and began to mumble about 'not noticing' and 'what was she talking about?'

[x]

Chrissy- I don't want to think about your brother and my cousin doing the horozontial tango thanks for the mental image though. That'll only scar me for life permanently." Sam laughed and held the door open for Chrissy as she walked in.

"That's what I'm here for." He told her with a smile


[x]

She walked towards the bathroom not realizing that her underwear fell out of her bundle. She walked into the bathroom and locked the door. She was just about to change her shirt and she heard Sam knock on the door. She opened her "Yeah?" she asked

"Um you dropped this" he said holding up her underwear, his face bright red.

[x]

"I wonder if Jenn and Dean are argueing or doing something else" he said looking at her

"Stop with the metal images!" she said laughing slightly. Sam laughed

"Fine" he said sighing "Well that just took away all the fun" he said jokingly.

[Chrissy 'Kissy']

a Teenage Winchester Rp:

Chrissy and Dean are in there rooms playing there music loudly and are fighting

Dean: SHUT YOUR DAMN DOOR!!
Chrissy: SHUT YOUR OWN DAMN DOOR!!
Sammy: WHY DON'T YOU BOTH SHUT YOUR DAMN DOORS

-all three doors Slam at once-

[rileyweathers]

From the AIM one. Yes it has by far been my greatest RP ever. I have talented kids there.

Dean making a comment about how innocent our dear Sammy is.

"Sam is as dangerous as a blind, deaf declawed kitten." Sooo sooo very true. ^.^ Dean is brilliant.

[Riley Weathers]

This is just great! Jared asks Rocky if he could hurt Jacen.

Rocky: Oh. Oh yeah, do whatever you want to him
Jacen: O.o
Jacen: Dont do WHATEVER you want to me, you dirty minx

[Cadence Harker]

Dean is looking through his date's music collection.

Dean nodded, still looking around before he spotted her album collection.
Dean: Ah now someone's music collection is a great way to figure out a person.
Alannah Kay: Oh, really.
Dean nodded, walking over to her collection, scanning. He made a disgusted face for a moment.
Dean: Depeche Mode? Are you fucking kidding?
He continued looking.
Dean: The Sexpistols? Nice.
Alannah Kay: Thanks.
Dean continued looking, pulling out a small cassette.
Dean: Supertramp? My my, you have quite a collection here girlie.
Alannah Kay: Oh is that bad or good?
Dean: Yup, very good. Minus a few things here you have a very nice collection.

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Dean's date is asking his favorites.

Alannah Kay: Food? Drink? Movie?
Dean: Food? Anything spicy. Drink? Coffee. Movie? Ooh tough one. Phantom of the Paradise.
Alannah Kay: Is that some porn movie?
Dean coughed, almost choking on his hot coffee.
Dean: No, definitely not a porn flick. It's pretty much the 70's rock and roll version of Phantom of The Opera.
Alannah Kay: Oh, sound neat. Maybe we could watch it.
Dean: Would it be considered sad that I have a copy of it in my car?



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Dean, Sam and Spence are trying to pick out baby names. (AU of course)

Dean: John?
Sam: We already got John senior and junior. We're not doing Junior Junior.
He said quickly when Dean opened his mouth.
Dean: Justin?
Sam: No.
Spencer: What's wrong with Justin?
Sam: Justin Timberlake gives me nightmares


**What's funny is this was posted a month and half before BUABS**

[Raquel Knight]

So random but...

Jared: Dirty mouth and dirty tongue. Stop it you tease